Kickers Prefer Brunettes!
PROOF! BRUNETTES ARE THE BEST! We are the motivation to win games!
Brendan Gibbons (RS Sophomore) of Michigan thinks about brunette girls before he kicks. Further affirming the fact that behind every successful thing anyone ever did is brunette girls.* By the by, I like your beard, Gibbons.
*I’m a brunette, so I’m biased…but it just seems completely logical to me.
(H/T: Pat Stansik. Duh.)
Not that I have anything against blondes. Some of my best friends are blondes!