Monday Morning MonBRO: Bye, America! Again!
Despite the fact that the 4th of July is descending on us in a blaze of fireworks, hot dogs and people wearing American flag jorts, I will be leaving this glorious nation this evening. Hopefully I’ll find some other ex-pats who want to celebrate our independence (from the country I’ll be living in…awkward)! Anyway, weekend news! What up?
This weekend, some people (Canadians) celebrated Canada Day! Hooray! Canada!
This weekend, the MLL All Star Game was held in Boca Raton, Florida. I know there was some controversy over the uniforms, but as a girl who likes bright colors (the nets and sticks were great) and a great cause (Headstrong is the best) I liked the scheme.
The Young Guns were beaten narrowly by the Old School 18-17.
Kyle Hartzell won the Fastest Shot competition with a 111 mph shot. Woah baby, that’s fast.
Rattlers defenseman Joel White won the Gauntlet while the Nationals’ goalkeeper Brett Queener won the freestyle competition. Love it. Love it love it love it.
Financial playas are moving off of Wall Street. You did it, Occupiers! Woo-wha? They’re just changing locations? DIVIDE AND CONQUER! THEY’LL NEVER SEE IT COMING! FOLLOW THEM TO SALT LAKE CITY! I HEAR IT’S NICE THIS TIME OF YEAR!
Can you guys believe that Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are getting divorced? I can’t believe all it takes to drive a wedge between two people who are truly and deeply in love is a psycho religion that controls your mind and forces you to believe in an alien overlord. LOVE IS DEAD.
The Vail Shootout is happening now! That is an event that I am monstrously jealous that I’m nowhere near.
Speaking of Colorado, if you’re able: these tee-shirts go to the great cause of rebuilding CO after their devastating fires.
Apparently, Magic Mike was quite the smash at the box office with the ladies. I don’t know why. MAYBE it has something to do with this. Maybe:
The BET Awards were last night, and from what I gather, a lot of moms are to thank for that.
Word on the street is that SMU will be announcing a D1 Lacrosse program today. Y’all that’s pretty cool.
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