Monday Morning MonBRO: But First, Coffee.
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Moved to a new apartment this weekend and it was too hectic for life. But then again, most people remember things like ‘frying pans’ and ‘sheets’. Which are, it turns out, necessary for living. It also looks like I’ll be at Electric Zoo this coming weekend, so I have to fling together “festival wear”. Don’t get me wrong, I’m SUPER excited to be a dancing fiend all weekend, BUT: I was told under no circumstances to wear heels, even wedges, which is GAHBAGE, I tell you, so I’ll figure something else out. Is fringe a thing? Also what happened this weekend?
The MLL Championship was won by the Chesapeake Bayhawks in Boston this weekend, who defeated the Denver Outlaws 16-6
Speaking of Chris Bocklet (who may or may not have earned himself a ‘Marry Me’ nomination or two from his performance this weekend), here is Mark Matthews’ one-handed pass to him in the semi-finals with Denver to score his 6th goal of the game. 6th? That can’t be right, that’s way too many. Nope. It’s right. He scored 6 goals. Dayum.
Apparently, weddings suck for single people. You weeping singles need to check yourselves: open bars, DJ who will most definitely take requests of “Call Me Maybe”, HIGH chance of older relatives getting rowdy, and you get to wear a fancy dress? Where are our complaints with this? Well, sometimes you DO catch the early flight home from San Diego, and a couple of nude people jump out of your closet like a goddam magic show. Happens to the best of us, Mitch. Why don’t you sit this one out?
Speaking of relationship bummers: an online survey of 2000 online daters revealed that more than a third of those polled believe that spying on your significant others’ online/texting habits is completely normal. As Dave Chapelle might say, I will have to “plead the fif” here. I have no desire for someone to go through my Internet browsings, (“Have you really watched that teacup pig video 5,000 times?!”) but I don’t know if I’d do it to my gent if I was worried and had probable cause (“Well IT LOOKS LIKE YOU WATCHED IT JUST AS MANY TIMES.”)
UGH DON’T CARE ABOUT LANCE ARMSTRONG, HE DESERTED SHERYL CROW THIS IS KARMA.
Remember how we all saw Prince Harry’s…nethers this past week? (If you are about to say you didn’t, you are a lying liar or a super annoying person that says “That’s none of our business!”) Well it looks like the Royal Family is girding their royal loins for more bad news, since Harry went on quite the rampage this past week in Vegas. Heavens! Keep it in your regal trousers, Gingey Prince!
Also: this Hurricane Isaac business is scary. Stay safe it you’re in the line of the storm!
Posted on 08/27/2012, in Monday Morning Monbro and tagged bayhawks, championships, chris bocklet, coffee, crop tops, electric zoo, festival, GYM TAN LAX, hurricane, mark matthews, MLL, monday morning monbro, old school, online spying, outlaws, paranoia, prince harry, relationships, scandal, weddings. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.