Category Archives: Bad Advice Babe

Bad Birch Advice: LONDON OLYMPICS 2012 EDITION, MATES!

Having just come back from the Olympics, I have some fab advice to share with you even though asking me for advice in the first place is a complete fool’s errand. I am the person that walks by the croissants for about five straight minutes before not committing to one and getting hummus because that’s what I came in for in the first place. So, here is your Olympic advice!

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Bad Babe Advice: Diet and Exercise Tips!

It’s summer! Bikini season! Which I’m sure you all forgot about until…summer! Bikini season! Luckily, I have some simple tips for you to get back into fighting form! They are, in fact so simple that you’ve definitely heard them all before! Pow pow! UP AND AT ‘EM, BIRCHES!

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Cheerio! Bad Birch Advice Pt. 3

Let’s get after it. By now y’all know the drill. I’m giving completely unsolicited advice that I probably wouldn’t take myself, despite it being damn good. My qualifications: none. I can’t keep houseplants alive and I sometimes have to make pinneys work as real shirts when I’m behind on laundry. In keeping with the theme of the blog this week, most of it is British-themed. Onward ho!

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More Bad Babe Advice

Fun response to my advice from last time, so here’s more. And keep in mind when reading it: I frequently can’t find my shoes and most of my cooking involves bacon and steak. I’m a heart attack waiting to happen. So please take this with a grain of salt.Even I don’t listen to half of these things…

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Take At Your Own Risk: A Babe’s Bad Advice

Someone recently said to me, “Can I get your advice on something?” and I thought to myself: What an idiot. My advice would be do not take advice from me. I use my debit card to buy coffee. But then I got to thinking, so ladies and gents, I present to you: advice from someone who is so unqualified to give advice that it’s funny. How unqualified I am, not the advice. Also the advice. Read on!

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