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Packing: This is My Hell

For the second time in 6 weeks, I’m packing whatever I think I’ll need for life into one giant suitcase. I’m heading over to England to work on the Olympics (!!!!!!!!!!) and I realized that my packing routine is…sad. It’s terrible really, and lasts over 3 days like some kind of horrific religious festival. So, instead of actually getting that packing done, I’ve decided to outline my routine! With bonus packing tips! (Hahahahahaaaa can you imagine? It takes me 3 days to pack but I’m giving other people advice? Can’t. Stop. Laughing.)

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Cheerio! Bad Birch Advice Pt. 3

Let’s get after it. By now y’all know the drill. I’m giving completely unsolicited advice that I probably wouldn’t take myself, despite it being damn good. My qualifications: none. I can’t keep houseplants alive and I sometimes have to make pinneys work as real shirts when I’m behind on laundry. In keeping with the theme of the blog this week, most of it is British-themed. Onward ho!

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Take At Your Own Risk: A Babe’s Bad Advice

Someone recently said to me, “Can I get your advice on something?” and I thought to myself: What an idiot. My advice would be do not take advice from me. I use my debit card to buy coffee. But then I got to thinking, so ladies and gents, I present to you: advice from someone who is so unqualified to give advice that it’s funny. How unqualified I am, not the advice. Also the advice. Read on!

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