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Monday Morning MonBro: My Brain is Hanging Upside Down

First off: If I may, it was my mother’s birthday this weekend. I love her so much, she is amazing. She tells me I’m hilarious and I swear that the reason I am the way that I am is because once she saw a picture of Penelope Cruz and said, “I don’t get it, you’re prettier than her.” She was wrong, but that is what makes her the best mom ever. MOVING ON! What happened this weekend?

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Twitter Fun: LaxGFProblems

First things first: Last year, I lent my pictures to my loves at GYM TAN LAX. Those pictures are of me, and if they ask me to do it again I will 1000% do it. Sometimes, though, people find these pictures and use them for their own…creative endeavors.

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Cheerio! Bad Birch Advice Pt. 3

Let’s get after it. By now y’all know the drill. I’m giving completely unsolicited advice that I probably wouldn’t take myself, despite it being damn good. My qualifications: none. I can’t keep houseplants alive and I sometimes have to make pinneys work as real shirts when I’m behind on laundry. In keeping with the theme of the blog this week, most of it is British-themed. Onward ho!

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Twitter Sads.

In reaction to my UVA love following the Cuse game:

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Ouch! To which I respond:

Go Hoos.

Cheerio, America!

For the next couple of months, I’ll be coming to you live from London. Don’t worry, my blonde counterpart Rachel will be with me, If anything awesome if happening in America or anywhere else that I should know about, plz alert me either on the Facebook page (which I hope you all ‘like’) or on Twitter. Look out for updates overseas, and while I’m gone be sure to Keep Calm and Carry On.

Also this, because it’s funny and 100% how I’m going to react to English accents being all over the place:

Don’t Act Like You Wouldn’t…

The best summary of Kanye’s Twitter frenzy I have seen. Period.

 

If you wouldn’t watch that: you are a lying liar.

What the What Happened with Kanye Yesterday?!

So last night, Kanye West went on a Twitter rampage that had everyone…atwitter.

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